My First Lie

       
        Yesterday I told my first Lie.   I was at a concession stand in the movies, trying to see what I could get with 5 dollars, when I saw a Row of Chips. 
       I asked for the price, and the lady at the counter said, "11 Dollars."
         I knew I did not have enough, so I said, "I don't have enough, but if you give me the bag now, I can ask my mom and pay you after the movie."
          As soon as she gave me the bag, I felt guilty.  To make things worse, the chips tasted Sweet and when I checked the bag, I found a dead Fly stuck to it.
     

The Worlds Biggest Computer Hack

         Detective Saajhe loved solving  mysteries, but not in a way you might think.  He liked to solve  mysteries that were claimed unsolvable by officials.
         This time, he was working on solving the worlds biggest computer hack.  Other detectives tried, but whenever they got close to solving the case, something bad would happen.
         Detective Saajhe decided that searching for the suspect would be useless, so instead he went to investigate the crime scene. 
         The hacked computer was the computer sheriffs use to monitor criminals that were sent to a new prison of the coast of Vancouver Island.
        Hours later, the detective found an interesting file.  He was about to open it WHEN THE CONNECTON BROKE and the screen went blank....

An Important Life Lesson

                                                        
          Two beggars once walked around a Chinese village asking the rich why they never helped the poor.  The rich replied, "We earned this money out of hard work.  You should try that."
         The next day, they asked for a job. The rich replied, "We inherited our businesses.  You inherited begging.  Go search somewhere else. "
          Finally, they went to the richest man they knew.  He owned a huge business and was hiring.  When they asked for a job, he replied by asking, "What did you do before this?"
          "Beg," they answered.
        They were rejected.  They tried to start a business, but failed.  A statue was built in their honour saying, "A life spent begging is a life wasted."

                                                      The Worlds Best Super Hero...

               When most people hear the words super hero, they think of a firefighter, doctor, or  superman.  They do not know about their own super hero, and that is the person who brought them into this world.
        Very few people realize that Moms are superheroes too.  I have heard about a Mom who decided her child's life was more important than hers.  She gave him her heart when his failed.
       Another stayed up every night just to make sure her daughter did not die of sleep apnea.
        There are a lot more, but my point is to say that Moms are our heroes.  They would do anything for us, so never take them for granted.

                                                  HOW I LOST MY MONKEY
               I really love my job, but right now I am so embarrassed that I am actually thinking of a polite way to say "I quit." 
          My job is to train the monkeys that go into space at NASA.  You would think that the only paperwork for this job is recording the monkeys progress, but I am practically swimming in paper.
        The only benefit for all this paperwork is that it will most likely bring my smartest monkey in space.
     All I have to do now is- where did he go? I think the gas from that green rocket is giving me hallucinations or something.
         "Wait!  Is that monkey dancing?" I heard someone behind me ask.
           "He's a good dancer." someone else said laughing.
         I looked up to see what they were looking at and I saw my monkey starting the rocket with my boss coming towards me...

                                         A Day I Will Never Forget
     There was a  rumor a few days ago about a UFO flying over Vancouver, and I just laughed at it.
 I mean, who would believe that?
         I was proved wrong when later that day, as I was walking home, I had a strange feeling that someone was watching me.  So I started to walk faster and faster until I was running.  A bright light came from behind me and as  I turned around, I realized that the rumors were true.
    Behind me was a huge UFO.  I screamed and ran into my house.   I was dialing 911, when the door opened and there it was again.

                                                   The Mystery at the Zoo
         
           Jessica was a detective who lived around the world.  She really did not live anywhere because before she could settle in, she was sent on another case somewhere else.
         This time, her mission was in Australia.  She had to figure out why all the animals in the zoo were hyper.
         At first she laughed and wondered why anyone would do that to an animal.
      Jessica looked around the zoo's office for the security footage.  When she found it, she was shocked to see that a guard was feeding the animals steroids to "make them more interesting to see."
      What a sick man!