My First Lie

       
        Yesterday I told my first Lie.   I was at a concession stand in the movies, trying to see what I could get with 5 dollars, when I saw a Row of Chips. 
       I asked for the price, and the lady at the counter said, "11 Dollars."
         I knew I did not have enough, so I said, "I don't have enough, but if you give me the bag now, I can ask my mom and pay you after the movie."
          As soon as she gave me the bag, I felt guilty.  To make things worse, the chips tasted Sweet and when I checked the bag, I found a dead Fly stuck to it.
     

The Worlds Biggest Computer Hack

         Detective Saajhe loved solving  mysteries, but not in a way you might think.  He liked to solve  mysteries that were claimed unsolvable by officials.
         This time, he was working on solving the worlds biggest computer hack.  Other detectives tried, but whenever they got close to solving the case, something bad would happen.
         Detective Saajhe decided that searching for the suspect would be useless, so instead he went to investigate the crime scene. 
         The hacked computer was the computer sheriffs use to monitor criminals that were sent to a new prison of the coast of Vancouver Island.
        Hours later, the detective found an interesting file.  He was about to open it WHEN THE CONNECTON BROKE and the screen went blank....

An Important Life Lesson

                                                        
          Two beggars once walked around a Chinese village asking the rich why they never helped the poor.  The rich replied, "We earned this money out of hard work.  You should try that."
         The next day, they asked for a job. The rich replied, "We inherited our businesses.  You inherited begging.  Go search somewhere else. "
          Finally, they went to the richest man they knew.  He owned a huge business and was hiring.  When they asked for a job, he replied by asking, "What did you do before this?"
          "Beg," they answered.
        They were rejected.  They tried to start a business, but failed.  A statue was built in their honour saying, "A life spent begging is a life wasted."